April Fools Die ! ! ! [30 Apr 2007|12:00am] [ mood | Sick And Tired... ] [ music | Knife Fight : Crisis. ] Intro : How is it that each month so far have been nothing but great? Maybe it's because I don't surround myself with people that are negative and bummed out all the time. I'm glad that the first quarter of this year have been so much fun! Hanging out and doing stuff with friends that I love. Not just friends but new people to hang out with. I am going to stop typing because you have a "Long Way Back From Hell" ahead of you. Enjoy the pictures and captions! Pictures & Captions : +Punky Reggae Party Night. 1. Pink Berry. Jenny came home for Spring Break! I am glad we got to hang out. I love her jacket. 2. Dance Party. Can you tell who isn't of age yet in this picture? Her name rhymes with "Lenny." 3. xThrashMoshx Everyone was having a blast so Kiana and I decided to make a hot wall of death of two. Boob-Yah! 4. Instant Lovers. I am so jealous of their relationship. Let your dreams run wild in the streets! 5. Straight and Drunks. Yeah as all ways I am outnumbered. But it's all right. I love you guys. Colin is a ghey! +Venice Beach. 6. California. So that hot dog stand in the background, yes I bought a hot dog there. 7. Spray Paint The Walls. Roger needs to come here and just spray paint cocks all over this wall to make people uncomfortable. +Las Vegas : Part One. 8. New York, New York. Still the sweetest looking hotel. But the only bad part is that Jigga my nigguh wasn't there. HOV! 9. Party Time Hat. Sarah modeling her new purchase. The hat even came with a whistle. Pfft! 10. Merman! Merman! If I ever had a band I hope it won't look like this. We are some ugly ass bastards! 11. Freedumb. Oh Lady Liberty, how I love thee. America rules! 12. Dirty Magazines. It's Joie! This is what she does at work. And blast Minor Threat. Circle pit! + Cali House Spring Break I. 13. Blood & Honour. Meet my all Flip Hip-Hop group. Suh-Weet Mike. J. Freckles. Marko Manimal. Da' Real Hip-Hop. 14. What are we doing? We are going Spring Breaking! Spring Break! Woo-ooo-ooo!!! 15. Hand & Hoof. Adri Corpse Ripper Head Bangin' For Satan! \m/ 16. Read & Learn. "What's my name, fool?" John is so cool. 17. Scatte whata mattah? Someone is just letting it all hang out for everyone to ogle and gawk at. 80085. +Chipotle. 18. "Los Tres Homos" -Kyle. So Cinco De Mayo is coming. I am getting tattooed and probably eating at Chipotle. 19. What's wrong? Who hangs out on Thursday night? Oh that's right, we do! Fuck yes! +Cali House Spring Break II. 20. (Rock) Guitar Hero. "Play Brand New Cadillac!" Guess who was yelling that? Me, of course. 21. Demonstrating My Style. Adri was definitely bringin' it down during the breakdown. +Asian Aimee's B-Day Bash. 22. Banner Of Fun. Can you find the "Surprise Sex Boo-Yah Ghost" in this picture? Ohhh, spooky! 23. Having A Wild Night. That is right! What is the matter Krista? Uh-oh... D.Y.M. 24. Golden Shower Of Hits. I see that you have pissed yourself. It's all right I still find you attractive. 25. Cactus Album. Fun and games and divide and conquer and stealing other people's property. +Hell On Earth. 26. Mexico. This is dedicated to JERKsyka because she's from there. How could Hell get any worst? +Cali House Spring Break III. 27. Band Name : And It Hurts To Ask... Genre : Gimme Indie Rock! We would be the best looking post hardcore band ever if we were one. 28. Is it even possible? Not unless they scissor or something. Scissor-Me-Timbers! 29. Body Movin' Can I get some action from the back section? +Easter. 30. MacBook. Madison was looking at porn. Kyle's face is priceless. I ate so much food this day. Yeah. +Cali House Spring Break IV. 31. Pizza Party! "Hey Rachel! Guess who is here? It's your best friend!" 32. Ghey In Its Arms. Remember that picture of Brian and I drinking from the same cup? This amplifies the gayness. 33. Dance Hard Or Die! Adri is caught in the M.arch O.f S.kin H.ead! 34. This BUD is for you! The Adri and Marko Party Posse comin' to a beach blanket party near you! Summer Tour 2k7! 35. Sky Dive! If Sid Vicious was alive today he'd probably kill himself again. +Intermission I. 36. D E S T R O Y ! ! ! Blood For The Blood Gods ! ! ! Tattoo Bryan is the best there is ! ! ! 37. Whoa! That's a big bitch! Classic reaction from a classy lady. This lady in front of Kiana was massive! +Boyle Heights. 38. Lolli Crew. As The World Dies, The Eyes Of God Grows Bigger. 39. The Good. The Bad. The Queen. Devil on the left. Angel on the right. There's no mistake who I'll be with tonight. 40. Sailor Man - Oh, sailor man - Please take my hand - Oh tender sailor man. Oh so handsome - Oh so strong - Tell me stories of distant shores - All night long. 41. Back To Back. Ever Fall In Love (With Someone You Shouldn't Have Fallen In Love With?) 42. Rock For Light. So I'm sailin', well I'm sailin' on. Well, I'm movin', hey I'm movin on. Sail on. Sail on. +Intermission II. 43. Ghost Town. A big empty space. Los Angeles Union Station. 44. Protest And Survive. This is for you, Krista. I'm so high right now. I don't even know what's going on. +Bowling. 45. Arnold and Devito. Wonder Twins Power Activate! Cuties. More than friends. Super Friends! 46. "This goes out to our friends in Boston." - SS Decontrol. You know what sucks? SSD isn't on the "This is Boston, Not L.A." comp. +Intermission III. 46. Project X. Born with the X's on my hands... +Las Vegas : Part Two. 47. Mountain Snow. We had a bit of rain so we got to see some snow from the 138. 48. Del Taco Barstow. Amanda and Steve don't hang out very much. But they sure brought the "Let's party!" attitude. 49. The Strip. Anyone down for a "Roman War Helmet?" You know you want one. 50. Garden. Since Brian and I are losers without ladies I had to put my arm around him. Woo. 51. Big Winner. Jenny won three hundred something dollars off of three quarters! Damn! 52. Licks. We are dandy. We eat nothing but candy. What was this place called? London Dungeon? Yes! 53. Trading Places. (Champagne) Breakfast Of Champions! Buffets are the best thing ever. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wasted! 54. Collection I. A hand bag and a hat in one? What are they gonna think of next? I wonder. +Last Sunday Of April. 55. Chaya Company Picnic. So much good food. I was Pig Champion this day. But they ran out of chicken wings. Bummertron. 56. Pacific Chapter. Likes : MADBALL. Dislikes : Suckahs. Occupation : Droppin' Many Suckahs. 57. DANZIG II : L A N (party) F U G E. Boo to P.C.'s ! MACS reign supreme ! Wakey wakey Asian Aimee. Delicious beverages are ready. +(Cock) Rock Pics. 58. Polar State. Electric Rock Guitar and electric rock bass on the attack. 59. Polar State. "(Polar) State Violence. (Polar) State Control" is a much better name, I think. 60. Lords Of Altamont. ' They weren't anything like Motorhead. What was my point? Oh yeah, I love Motorhead. 61. Lords Of Altamont. The lead singer was very abusive to his keyboard. Now that's entertainment! 62. The Midnight Shakes as The Midnight Sinners. Doug plays the drums and looks kinda like Roger. I think they are the same person. 63. Shakes And Sinners. How bad ass would Mother Of Mercy sound if it had a tambourine in it? 64. The Vicious. Sara's guitar is bad ass and so is she. No distortion. No problem. 65. The Vicious. I am glad they came all the way from Sweden to play. They were so good. Comeback soon! Outro : That is the month of April. Fun, huh? If you don't see yourself in any of the pictures posted above it's either I hate you, I don't care much for you, you smell, we haven't hung out because you're a jerk and a half etc. etc. etc. So don't bitch at me. It's not my fault you suck at life. I am just fucking around. If you want to hang out I am a phone call away. This update is three days in the making. So if the captions aren't up to par I am not making any apologies. I would like to see you do better. I am currently listening to : +Sahara Hotnights : What If Leaving Is A Loving Thing. (Very catchy. One word. Amazing!) +Dinosaur Jr. : Beyond. (Do you like alt. rock? I sure do! I cannot wait to see them live!) +Discharge : Hear Nothing. See Nothing. Say Nothing. (Once a classic. All ways a classic!) +Knife Fight : Crisis (Holy mother of mercy! Too bad they aren't playing a last show. Boo!) May? No idea what is in store for me. A comment or two would be treat! Positive? Negative? Neutral? Yes. Bring it! Suck it! Ex - Oh ! ! ! Marko D. 31 comments|post comment

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